Unenchanted

I don't like very many things.

bootykage:

bootykage:

bootykage:

yungflowergirl:

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

(via ishipthat1)

yohancabaye:

signing welbeck will only be worth it if he scores the winning goal in the 90th minute against united so we FINALLY beat them and then celebrates like a mad man in front of their fans

(via oliviergirude)

  • dude: i`ll be right back
  • me: ok i`ll be center forward

oliviergiroudd:

*transfer window open for months to sign players*

*asks for extension once it is closed to sign player*

(via arseneswengers)